Recently i'm in one of those 'Ready for Work' program thingy for international medical graduates who plan to work in South Australia. We (IMG) will spend 4 weeks attaching to different wards, followed by tutorials. it is supposed to help us to get familiarised with the health system here. So i have to get up early and report to the intern at 8am everyday (weekday of course, i'm not getting paid!) Since i'm not insured to practice, i can't touch patient, not even doing a harmless examination of finger nails.. (i got very stern warning from the HR people on the first day for asking whether i'm allowed to fo physical examination on the patients.) I'm not complaining either as i don't have to pay to join this program.:P
There are quite a lot of new things to learn, and to get used to. The most challenging thing for me, though, is to understand the Aussie english, which is very different from Malaysian english. It is really not too bad 95% of the time, but for the rest of the 5%, you just wish you have ears the size of Dumbo, or developing the urge to snatch the hearing aid from the patient..
One day, there was this old lady, Mrs B with acute exacerbation of COAD. She was telling the the consultant ' I WANT TO GO HOME TO DIE.'.. Being a chinese with typical chinese up bringing and 5000 years of chinese values so deeply instilled in me, i thought that Mrs B's request made sense. Everyone likes to die at home given the choice. Then i noticed something weird. How come the consultant and registrar were telling her that it's OK and they'll arrange for it?! Only much later i realised that she was saying ' TODAY' and not 'TO DIE'….
Luckily the team i was attached to was cool. I was spared the honor of being the laughing stock.
2 more weeks in wards. Let's see what will happen next.